8/27

so is health care reform buried in arlington national cemetery?
on a lighter note, though i am too sleepy now, i am going to write a story about a guy who goes to garage sales. he will wait for the coast to clear or the sale is over and some leftover articles are put for free at the curb and then piss on them. he is a man in full with a handlebar mustache and a pocket full of disposable income.
on another light note cheese is delicious. i took a few slices of mozzarella placed them atop some froze bean burritos and viola delicious, my side dish was cheeze nips and i washed it all down with soda water mixed with lemonade. why is my stomach making such terrible noises?
i had thought of an idea about a guy who shows up on that show date in the dark and during the show and tell meeting his female counter part brings a photo for him to feel of her dad who has just passed from a heart attack. she cries he consoles and then gives her what he brought...the heart of an al qaeda soldier. at first she recoils in terror but after hearing how he saved a village how he was doing his patriotic duty she begins to soften. she takes the heart again and turns it over and over as they sing god bless america.
my son is sick so i will be up again in three hours! hooray!