1/1/10

alright you son of a bitch here we are. squaring each other up for the first time. i want no hassles or problems out of the box. i got me one of those head aches from sleeping on the top of a book and can't put up with your lip.
the last sucker that just left, he got me a few good shots to the stomach but overall we had a good time. there was more than our fair share of belly laughs. we are taking a year off so i don't want you going and making yourself the year of the newborn, save that for the next fellow.
now let's get this straight, we are going to make some big cash and go on a fancy trip to europe and then buy all them damn expensive clothes so when we come home we get to rub it in these poor bastarads faces.
let's get this straight, you can't whip me on the damn mail streets for much longer so you are going to go along with whatever i am pursuing and make it happen with very little trouble. i am going to buy a new damn car and extend this house so we look like we got the big bucks and everybody is whispering about how it all came together.
last year, that son of a bitch, had a lot of people buying lots of stuff and those jerks were walking around rubbing their materialism in my face. i don't give a damn about your junk but my wife wants good stuff and to show off, hey you should be able to show off when your the most beautiful woman around.
i think your going to be the agreeable sort that lets me get to LA and audition for extra roles in commercial and film. i am going to go there do disneyland with my family and audition in sunglasses.
after that we are going to see my old man in his new home in mexico where we travel to the sea and catch big fish.
your the year we get a hefty treasure and rub it in our friends and families faces. this is the year we don't feel obliged to go to church just because, hello, we are orthodox christian and you know you have to kind of walk what your talking. courage of your convictions.
listen i am not going to be the same dumb bastard that i was yesterday.
so welcome new year.
may we all be better at posing and have more than everybody else we know. and may we invite them over constantly to rub their faces in it!